Saturday, May 1, 2010

emo cat

so my cat is a self harmer. what can i possibly do about this? every time i'm walking somewhere, he runs straight into my legs. luckily, he's very small, so rather than tripping i merely kick him across the room wih my stride. he then looks up at me like 'how could you do this to me', and i'm all like 'dude, i have tea in my hand, don't fuck with me'.

is there therapy for emo cats? do i simply have to wait for him to grow out of it? Would Black Sabbath help?

course it would, black sabbath helps everything

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