Seven things that would make my life awesome

A jet pack
Kind of self explanatory really. With a jet pack I could go lots of places really quickly. As far as I know, you don’t need a drivers licence for a jet pack, so it would be pretty much instantly available to me. Plus- who would not want to hang out with a jet packed fellow? I would,. I’d totally buy you a banana milkshake if you had one. And not just a fake banana one. One that had REAL Banana’s in it
A Banana Milkshake
I really want one now
A Windmill
I want to live somewhere really awesome and funky. A windmill sounds like the right kind of fit. Methinks it will have to be black and red, cause that just looks bad arse. I’ll probably have a big back garden and employ local grandad’s do keep in maintained for me. I don’t like gardening, and old people need to do something with their time other than stand in doorways. Everybody wins.
A nuclear heating facility in my chest
It’s getting cold. Waking up cold sucks donkey bollocks. Having a small nuclear powered heater in my chest that could regulate my body temperature to a cosy degree, it would just be cool, and i think others would also enjoy this, i would be alike a walking talking heater. If I went to Canada on my jet pack, Canucks would be all up in that shit.
A stroke
Okay, while there are many down sides to a stroke, I realised the plus side- Currently I have facial hair, and it itches. Not constantly like chicken pox or those weird little flowers they always plant near schools that the class bully always discovers first and uses it as itching powder on all the people wearing glasses, but just...weirdly uncomfortable. If I had a stroke, my face would be numb, and I could happily wear my facial hair without the issue. Having a stroke does numb your face right? Hope it does, otherwise I’ll be doubly fucked.
The Moon.
No one would mess with you if you had the moon. No one. Cause if you did, you’d be their only chance to get to the moon. And everyone, no matter how good, clean, and pure, everyone needs a place to hide out. And if you want to hide out, the Moon would probably be the best place. My moon would be kind of like the Red Cross. You can go there and you have immunity. And pogo sticks. Yeah, it’s like the Red Cross on pogo sticks. And they’d be jelly, because I believe jelly is vitally important to the well being of hidden criminals. Non criminals could also come. It’d be kind of like a theme park. With people dressed as anime characters. Just because I think people look awesome when they’re pretending to be animated. I once knew a girl who wore the same style black polo neck and beige trousers every single day. That was the only thing in her wardrobe. It was freaky yet awesome.
Bunny Ears
Those who have seen pictures will agree, God made a mistake when he didn’t give me bunny ears. Simple as.