the vomit isn't so bad

all you can hear are you own thoughts running around your head

WWWAAAAGGGHHHHH

between lumpy liquid pounding porcelain

HU HU HUUUAAAAGGHHHH

what the fuck do you say to something like this.

Ka- he huuh hu h Huuu...

Do you scream and shout at them, try to get them out of it?

HHHHAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

Do you sympathise, pat them on the back and tell them it's all gonna be okay?

hu hu hu hu

Then just lots of silence. He hasn't died has he

Plugh. Ploooop

No. Thank fuck

Do i go in? do I stay outside? Does he come out? What the fuck do I say

Eventually i decided to go in. And Alfonso is sitting cross legged and lurched against the bathroom wall. Vomit dying on the side of his mouth. And the only thing that came to mind was

How you doin' Champ?

He looked up at me and smiled.

Awesome.

Strange thing was he meant it. You could see it in his eyes. He was actually okay. My whole plan was out the window.

Great...so

Don't worry man. I've had an Epiphany

oh here we go. Why can't people have epiphanies without there being slight poo stains coming through their jeans thanks to vomiting?

Sitting here...this is the worst position I've ever been in. Look at me.

He was pretty pathetic

I look like I'm an 80's metal reject covered in the regurgitated remains of two microwaved micro pizza caffeinated vodka and 20 vitamins. I have no job. I have no girlfriend. I have nothing. I'm a waste of fucking space

No...dude...come on...

No...No

He stuck his finger out, it must be important

No. This is who I am. And this isn't good enough. I need to change

Oh Fuck it. This is not what I need right now to be perfectly honest. Alfonso having a break though. Don't you enjoy having those friends who are utterly useless? Makes you feel so much better about your position. And then those bastards go and change things and become one of those arseholes who demands to tell you what you're doing wrong with your life. I'm perfectly happy with my boredom thank you. So this puts me in a position.

Is it wrong to reverse this break though? Put him back in the box?